I thought this collection of tongue-in-cheek guides to successfully cheating on university English papers was hilarious.

I think my favorite quote may be:

As a corollary here, try not to plagiarize the teacher. You will be less likely to suffer her ire, since it will amuse her and her colleagues to no end, but you are more likely to be caught. Steal her ideas and rephrase them in your own prose, because there is nothing teachers like more than knowing that students can write well but have no original ideas.

I found this post from Bruce Schneier‘s June 15 Crypto-Gram computer security newsletter.